When is the best time to rob a bank in Brazil?

Looters in Brazil have stolen nearly $6 million “in a heist that demonstrated the unbelievable distracting power of soccer in the country.”

The thieves rented a house near a cash delivery firm, erected Christmas decorations to make the operation look legitimate, and then dug a 100-meter-long tunnel beneath the building.

During the 39th Bazillion soccer championship when everyone was distracted, “they blew the floor out of the building and plundered the riches.”

The security guard didn’t suspect a thing: He figured the noises came from celebrating fans. The thieves got away with a perfect heist.

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